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What's wrong, baby?
Are you hungry?
No.
Are you cold?
No.
Are you sleepy?
NO!!!
Okay, then, you have a big soggy diaper,
you have a big soggy diaper,
you have a big soggy diaper.
What you need is a nice new dry diaper.
You had a big soggy diaper.
I gave you a nice new dry diaper.
Now you have a nice new dry diaper,
which you'll soon make a big soggy diaper.
Now you have a nice clean dry diaper,
which you're makingOh no,
We need to, need to change your diaper,
NEED to change your diaper.
(Need to change your diaper.)