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There was a chap who kept a store,
And, though there might be grander,
He sold his goods to all who came,
And his name was Alexander.
He mixed his goods with cunning hand,
He was a skillful brander;
And since his sugar was half sand,
They called him AlexSander.
He had his dear one, and she came,
And lovingly he scanned her,
He asked her would she change her name,
Then ring did Alexhandher.
“Oh yes,” she said, with smiling lip,
“If I can be commander;”
And so they framed a partnership,
And called it Alexandher!
